Cunt's cunt
The offspring of a cunt
Cunt's cunt by Edgar Dré September 24, 2011
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Anchovie's Cunt
Fred: I just got back from the gym, do you think i should shower?
George: God yes, you smell like an anchovie's cunt
George: God yes, you smell like an anchovie's cunt
Anchovie's Cunt by Pigoutultra August 24, 2009
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Cunt's Tender
1) Small change. Normally used in relation to 1p, 2p and 5p coins scavenged from unwashed trouser pockets or the back of sofas when in desperate need of cash. Also used in relation to inconveniently huge amounts of change given when a cashier has run out of notes.
So named because of the inconvenience caused to those on the recieving end (and those directly involved) of (and in) the transaction.
So named because of the inconvenience caused to those on the recieving end (and those directly involved) of (and in) the transaction.
"The queue isn't moving because that bloke at the front is paying for 20 Bensons in Cunt's Tender"
"I went to the shop this morning to buy a packet of Apple Hubba Bubba. I only had a £20 note but they had no fivers or tenners! So I've now got a pocket of Cunt's Tender and a very bad case of the John Wayne hemorrhoids."
"I went to the shop this morning to buy a packet of Apple Hubba Bubba. I only had a £20 note but they had no fivers or tenners! So I've now got a pocket of Cunt's Tender and a very bad case of the John Wayne hemorrhoids."
Cunt's Tender by Skinbro December 9, 2008
as dry as a nun's cunt
That sandwich was as dry as a nun's cunt.
as dry as a nun's cunt by P V 2 March 24, 2018
King Arthur's Cunt
I met this girl named Grace at Band Camp. I really wanted to smash, but i felt like i would fall victim to King Arthur's Cunt.
King Arthur's Cunt by L8Nite4Play September 2, 2011
Blunt as a Nun's Cunt
Very blunt - referring to the fact that all nuns must vow to celibacy, and thus are not allowed to have sex. However, a lack of sex does not necessarily constitute a "bluntness" of the vagina (in fact, a blunt vagina would definitely be preferable to a sharp one, for ease of use), so the origin of the phrase likely originates from somebody looking for a funny sounding dirty rhyme.
1: "Fuck, this knife is blunt as a nun's cunt."
2: "...What? Oh, well, why aren't you using the other one then?"
1: "I wanted to say 'blunt as a nun's cunt'."
2: "Touché."
2: "...What? Oh, well, why aren't you using the other one then?"
1: "I wanted to say 'blunt as a nun's cunt'."
2: "Touché."
Blunt as a Nun's Cunt by MoshOrDamage July 25, 2009
dry as a nun's cunt
(1) I could murder a beer, I'm dry as a nun's cunt.
(2) It hasn't rained for months, the ground's as dry as a nun's cunt.
(2) It hasn't rained for months, the ground's as dry as a nun's cunt.
dry as a nun's cunt by bill smiff January 5, 2011