cum spot

the telltale sign of a previous ejaculate. usually more noticeable on dark fabric especially napped fabric such as velvet, velour, or corduroy.

On lighter colored fabrics, the use of an ultraviolet light will help a cum spot come to light, so to speak.

Dick, did you leave a cum spot on your sister's bedspread?

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Harry, I just got my prom dress back from the dry cleaners and you can still see the cum spots you left when you gave me the pearl necklace in the teachers' lounge.

cum spot by Cecil Megaphigitz November 2, 2009

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Jewish anal cumspot

words to be used in the place of 'fuck' or to be used as a name for someone

Bro 1: "Did you drop the hammer dude?"

Bro 2: "Jewish anal cumspot!!"

"Dude, why are you such a jewish anal cumspot?!?!"

Jewish anal cumspot by Chief1234 March 31, 2009

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Cumspot

A word used to accurately describe Barrack Obama, or any other member of the liberal wing of the Democratic Party

Barrack Obama thinks he is the chosen one, but actually he is simply a cumspot on the bedsheets of American history

Cumspot by Social Commentator May 13, 2009

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Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.

Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.

Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on July 29, 2026

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chud run

A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.

"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"

chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

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flophouse

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.

Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!

flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007

Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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