cum shaker

worker at a restaurant whose primary responsibility is to keep the cum from solidifying so patrons can enjoy fresh cum on their food.

Harvey's grandfather learned the value of money at a young age, working as a cum shaker during the summer months.

by tunatube August 5, 2008

Cum Shake

When a girl gets a load of cum in her mouth then swishes it around as if it's a milkshake.

"I totally enjoyed thevery tastey cum shake I had last night."

by daddy's bad little bitch August 16, 2018

cum shake

when you make a milk shake for a kid you dont like and jiz in it while making it. so the kid will be unaware he is drinking your kids

i made that fag a cum shake and he said it was the best thing he ever tasted.

Frank said he loved the milkshake you made for him. That was not a milkshake that loser had a cum shake

by Franklin nut face February 18, 2009

Cum shake

When you mix a white protein powder with milk.

Jeremiah: You bring your cum shake today?
Ethan: Yeah, lemme go get some milk.

by Razordaddy December 2, 2021

shake the tree until they all cum out.

A sex phrase that involves masturbation or sex with a woman.

it means you stroke your dick until all the semen shoots out.

12 year old: I cannot cum, but why?

Sex obsessed person: Well, you gotta shake the tree until they all cum out.

by Anonomous4002 July 5, 2020

strawberry cumshake

strawberry cumshake is the product of getting a hand/blow job from a virgin and right before orgasm One breaks the Hymen with his penis forcefully ejaculating . The product is a strawberry cumshake .

Dude i totally gave that bitch a strawberry cumshake! Wish i wouldn't have tasted it though.

by jdizzlep March 10, 2014

cumshake

A nutritional beverage consisting of the ejaculatory fluid of anywhere from one to a number of men. Commonly used by athletes (especially bikers) as a protein/energy drink.

Will was riding his bike when he had the urge for a wholesome beverage. He reached for his cumshake and in a long slurp he downed the whole thing. He drank it so fast it was running down the side of his face.

by D T October 14, 2004