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Porsche Cayman S 

Designed by the good people at Porshe A.G. as an intermediate car that fills the gap between the 911 and the Boxster. A mid engine build that puts a premium on handling and driving precision more than balls-out peformance from, say the 911S. Yet it can blast to 60mph in around 5 toe curling seconds {depends on year, model etc} and scare the living crappola' out of yourself in the process. I guess it's about 40% Boxster, 30% 911 and the rest it's own special goods. A special blend to be sure. Let lose to the public in 2005, it's built a nice rep' as a multi use road machine that can cummute like a Honda Civic with pretty good gas mileage {20 city, 28 hwy} with the ponnies to transform itself into a mini Indy car by simply mashing down your right foot....you know the one. The flat six's exhaust note is simply symphonic with a low growl that mutates into a Banshee shriek that makes a guys spine say "Oh Baby!, spank me harder and don't spare the hand brush!" It really sounds like an ole' school 993 Carrera with the air cooled flat six. The car seems connected to the driver with an almost telekinetic union and that means you feel everything from the whirling pound of the engine through your back to every little bit of foreign matter you drive over. The car does have it's little piss-offs though but who the fuck cares! Your driving one of the most cool rides from Stuttgart to grace Canadian streets in years.
"What the hell was 'dat little shcreamer?" said the drunkin' alien. "Why, it was a Porsche Cayman S you silly, green, bug-eyed twat" Say's the english gentleman in a tweed coat.
Porsche Cayman S by BEASER February 24, 2011
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The ultimate show of vulnerability during sex. The act of bursting into tears at the point of orgasm or climax. Can be either tears of joy, shame, or immediate regret.
Everything was going well until she crymaxed at the last minute. I didn't know whether to keep pounding away or stop and hug her...

He's great, but he tends to crymax at the end of sex, which makes him hard to take seriously afterward.
Crymax by UrbanDicktionarian December 20, 2013
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caymanian 

Someone who loves to be up in other people’s businesses, loves cook food especially kebabs
You are a true caymanian
caymanian by Jakefromstatefa May 28, 2018

Crymaxing 

An event in which an orgasm is so powerfully moving, that one, or both parties involved cries after climaxing.
Yeah, I used to have a thing with Tyler but I couldn't take the crymaxing any more so I told him I was lesbian.
Crymaxing by Dylan Hardy December 24, 2007
Sex that feels so incredibly good that you start to tear up from the overwhelming pleasure during the edge of climaxing.

The term doesn't necessarily have to apply to sex. Could be anything that gets you off or that pleasures the senses.
Man, that cheeseburger from the gourmet restaurant was so fucking good that I started to crymax after savoring just one bite.

Jenna pandered his boyfriend's foot fetish by letting him worship her feet. Minutes later he crymaxed so hard from the overwhelming sense of euphoria.
When a person cries during an orgasm
OMG, I slept with Brian last night, and he crymaxed on me.
:(
crymax by faetastic May 23, 2006
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