Crisler's Law

The law of averages that states that sooner or later in a reason-minded discussion about the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, someone will attempt to refute the entire discussion or argument with a statement equivalent to "But we're talking about four mutant ninja turtles living in a sewer!"

With no leg to stand on in the ninja turtle debate, Jerry invoked Crisler's Law.

by Kevin Laird December 27, 2011

Chrysler Sebring (2 door)

The only Sebrings that Chrysler made, that were actually good. Starting in 1995 and ending in 2005, these select few were the only nice thing to ever have the name Sebring on it.

No, its actually nice, its a Chrysler Sebring (2 door)

by Captain Mopar May 11, 2011

Chrysler Sebring

Simply put, the worst car in the world. Terrible at everything it does.

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/driving/jeremy_clarkson/article4873574.ece

Johnny looks like a cock in that Chrysler Sebring

by jclarkson(not really) December 20, 2008

chrysler sebring

A car that old women and niggers drive.

You got a chrysler sebring? Isn't that a car that old women and niggers drive.

by nigger jim October 2, 2006

chrysler ghia streamline x

A one of a kind concept turbine powered car from ‘55, rarer than the other chrysler turbine car as there’s just one example in the world, is worth $2 million and rightfully so.

the chrysler ghia streamline x sports the classic retro futuristic design but damn does it look good!

by iPhone=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing September 14, 2025