A form of masturbation that involves tears, laughter, and self-pity.
A form of self manipulation in which the person is so sad that he uses his own tears as lubrication but while in the act realizes how sad yet funny his predicament is and he begins to laugh at himself.
Billy had a girl he liked stolen from him and the only way he could relive his feelings was to crylaughterbate.
Title for the one person who cries and whines about a particular situation (dramatic or otherwise) in which multiple individuals are affected while all other individuals involved manage to deal with the situation.
Conversely, the title for the last person to continue to cry or whine about a situation when everyone else has moved on.
Joe to Nancy: "All of us have been stuck on this bus waiting for it to be fixed. Stop being The Crylander and deal with it."
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Bill to Sadie: "Sorry our dog died 6 months ago but there's no reason to be The Crylander about it. Move on."
An ironic expression that combines crying and laughing into a indecipherable mix by making spontaneous sounds and movements of the face and body that are the instinctive expressions of lively amusement, delight, and joy but also of contempt, derision, pain or terror.
Tabithasaid, "That would be funny if it wasn't horrifying", as she began cryling.