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Cruz Ramirez'd

(from the Cars 3 character)

(verb)

When walking along in a dense crowd with someone else, to cut through a small opening between people (to pass them) and leave the rest of the party behind because the opening closes up as soon as they cut through.
"Why the hell are you still way back there?"
"Because you Cruz Ramirez'd me when we were crossing the road and I couldn't catch up, ya dipweasel."
D'cruz is the name given to one who stumbles about aimlessly in life, with no clear purpose or motive. They are essentially a person that "cruises" along on a predetermined road to failure, bankruptcy and a plethora of STIs by the age of thirty.

A D'cruz possesses a fringe that, if fully extended, falls before their feet. The D'cruz will proceed to style and fidget with this fringe between 5 second intervals. This is done on a daily basis to assuage the D'cruz's fear of having an unsatisfactory hairstyle based on popular opinions held by the opposite sex. An occasional habit documented from a real case suggests that the fringe is placed into the subject's mouth followed by a brief period of lubrication to achieve an aesthetic sheen.
Guy 1: "You see that guy over there?"
Guy 2: "Yeah. What about him?"
Guy 1: "I heard he sucks on his fringe to get his hair shining like that."
Guy 2: "Sounds like something a D'cruz would do."
D'cruz by LeanMeanBeanMachine June 10, 2016
he is such a low goer, all he cares about is teaching bullshit and make racial slurs of black women in Afghanistan, he is also a feminist and my racist jokes about white people.
boy1: D'cru is such a feminist

boy2:something a D'cruz would do

Alex d’cruz 

A very Cool person and has big pp
Hi Alex d’cruz
Alex d’cruz by Fcfcys December 31, 2019

kevin de la cruz 

He has the smallest dick in the world and most people did him gay. He sucks pito by day and gets fuc*ed by night. Last but. It least, he sucks at COD and Fifa!
Is that Kevin de la cruz?!! HES SOOO GAY

Dante Cruz 

He is a lovely yet cold boy. We all love him as his mum does. That’s the rule of life, don’t argue back.
My bf is Dante Cruz, haha I win
Dante Cruz by icantthinkaname December 29, 2020