Being hit on by a member of the same sex. The term cruz'd comes from both cruising for sex and the implication that the cruz'ee might have met the cruz'er on a gay cruise some where.
Gay Man: Didn't I see you on that cruise out of P-town?
When walking along in a dense crowd with someone else, to cut through a small opening between people (to pass them) and leave the rest of the party behind because the opening closes up as soon as they cut through.
"Why the hell are you still way back there?"
"Because you Cruz Ramirez'd me when we were crossing the road and I couldn't catch up, ya dipweasel."
D'cruz is the name given to one who stumbles about aimlessly in life, with no clear purpose or motive. They are essentially a person that "cruises" along on a predetermined road to failure, bankruptcy and a plethora of STIs by the age of thirty.
A D'cruz possesses a fringe that, if fully extended, falls before their feet. The D'cruz will proceed to style and fidget with this fringe between 5 second intervals. This is done on a daily basis to assuage the D'cruz's fear of having an unsatisfactory hairstyle based on popular opinions held by the opposite sex. An occasional habit documented from a real case suggests that the fringe is placed into the subject's mouth followed by a brief period of lubrication to achieve an aesthetic sheen.
Guy 1: "You see that guy over there?"
Guy 2: "Yeah. What about him?"
Guy 1: "I heard he sucks on his fringe to get his hair shining like that."
Guy 2: "Sounds like something a D'cruz would do."
he is such a low goer, all he cares about is teaching bullshit and make racial slurs of black women in Afghanistan, he is also a feminist and my racist jokes about white people.
He has the smallest dick in the world and most people did him gay. He sucks pito by day and gets fuc*ed by night. Last but. It least, he sucks at COD and Fifa!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring โ one checked fact at a time.