crusty ring

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When performing anal on a male or female that has not properly wiped and by the time you are finished there is a crusted ring around your shaft. Due to the seamen and shit.

"Did you smash that ass brah"
"Yeah but I pulled out and it smelled awful, then I looked down and saw a crusty ring!"

crusty ring by Sam Pant's Loose Vag April 19, 2016

Words you can keep

Crusty Onion Ring

The ring of poop the collects under the head of the penis after anal sex.

Not to be confused with poop noodle

Damn, that girls poopy butt hole left me with a Crusty Onion Ring.

Crusty Onion Ring by Fry McFryguy June 11, 2018

Crustering

When a crusten is in the act of buffering or distracted by a jelly bean.

Justin spent the entire shift crustering and going extra slow

Crustering by Dings666 July 24, 2019

crustyringfinger

crustyringfinger is a really cool guy on tiktok, he’s also really handsome.

Man, have you seen crustyringfinger’s tiktok?

Nah bro, my mom made me clean the ceilings 🙄

crustyringfinger by LuckyLeese June 20, 2021

crustyringfinger

Crustyringfinger is a really cool guy who makes funny tiktoks. Hes also really handsome

Have you watched the latest Crustyringfinger tiktok?

Nah bro, my mom made me clean our ceilings 🙄

crustyringfinger by LuckyLeese June 20, 2021

crustyringfinger

crustyringfinger is a really cool guy on tiktok, he’s also really handsome.

Man, have you seen crustyringfinger’s tiktok?

Nah bro, my mom made me clean the ceilings 🙄

crustyringfinger by LuckyLeese June 20, 2021

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026