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Crusty Onion Ring 

The ring of poop the collects under the head of the penis after anal sex.

Not to be confused with poop noodle
Damn, that girls poopy butt hole left me with a Crusty Onion Ring.

Crustering 

When a crusten is in the act of buffering or distracted by a jelly bean.
Justin spent the entire shift crustering and going extra slow
Crustering by Dings666 July 24, 2019

crustyringfinger 

crustyringfinger is a really cool guy on tiktok, he’s also really handsome.
Man, have you seen crustyringfinger’s tiktok?

Nah bro, my mom made me clean the ceilings 🙄
crustyringfinger by LuckyLeese June 20, 2021

crustyringfinger 

Crustyringfinger is a really cool guy who makes funny tiktoks. Hes also really handsome
Have you watched the latest Crustyringfinger tiktok?

Nah bro, my mom made me clean our ceilings 🙄
crustyringfinger by LuckyLeese June 20, 2021

crustyringfinger 

crustyringfinger is a really cool guy on tiktok, he’s also really handsome.
Man, have you seen crustyringfinger’s tiktok?

Nah bro, my mom made me clean the ceilings 🙄
crustyringfinger by LuckyLeese June 20, 2021
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026