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The art of forcefully inserting one's penis into someone who happens to be crying and puking simultaneously.
The other day I had the best of luck. I was walking down the road and stumbled upon a young woman who happened to be crying and puking. Of course I entered her, and let me just say that this was the best cruke sex I have ever had. She got tighter with each weeping heaving convulsion.
by wordman55 August 26, 2012
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