Crudtit 

The cotton from the end of a q-tip previously used for filtering black tar heroin and other drugs.

"Hey Jim!" "Let me get that crusty old crudtit so i can wash it and shoot that shit up!"

"Bro FUCK! I've lost my last crudtit and I dont have any smack!"

Crudtit by TRVPHLPPY April 6, 2017

Crudite 

A French word used to refer to raw vegetables arranged in a platter. Typically served with dip.

Something Dr. Oz likes to purchase ingredients for at Wegmans (not Wegners)

Dr Oz: “ Guys that’s $20 for crudité and this doesn’t include the tequila”

Dr Oz: “ I could really go for some crudite right now”

Crudite by bss120 August 19, 2022

crustits 

To ejaculate on your sleeping girlfriend's breats so that when she wakes up in the morning she has a bad case of crustits

Yo man, my girlfriend had amazing crustits this morning

crustits by Jessie Franklin December 9, 2008

crudity 

Crudity. Cruel and inhumane nudity. Generally nudity not intended for the faint of heart.

- "Oprah has just done a spread for the newest Playboy issue"
- "Oh snap, crudity!"

crudity by Le Vis. December 30, 2010

crudite 

carrots, celery, brocoflower and other related veggies offered as an appetizer/hors d'oerves and preferably served by a hebe or homo.

Would you care for any crudite today Miss?

crudite by Lara/Hebe March 28, 2007

Crudites 

The go to snack for the average Pennsylvania steel mill worker. According to Dr. Oz.

"The price of Crudites at Wegner's is outrageous! $20 for broccoli, raw asparagus, carrots, guacamole, and salsa. That's not include the tequila."

Crudites by Dr.monkey MD August 17, 2022

clearwater crudites 

The small pieces of organic debris that somehow miraculously survive in the bowl after you flush the toilet.

"Man, did you flush? Those clearwater crudites are back again"

clearwater crudites by Urban Doofus June 19, 2005