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When one coughs hard enough they shart/shit themselves.
Timmy: “Mommy? Why does Daddy cup his hands over his butt when he coughs?”
Mommy: “Your poor father has a croup-poop problem. He’s trying to avoid soiling himself Dear.”
by Chili2 November 21, 2017
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