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Any snack that you place in your crotchal region for easy access during a video game session.
Stan: Haha! I just pwned you to death!

Gary: I suppose I'll use this re-spawn opportunity to grab a crotch pretzel!

Stan: lolcano!
by dannybot+2 December 03, 2009
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