Someone who loves talking about free-market economics, any kind of bootstrap that can be pulled on, and that all lives matter when it has nothing to do with the subject at hand

...And they won't shut the fuck about it.
person 1: Who did you invite? Kyle? Ugh...he's such a crossfit conservative
person 2: Really? I had no idea
person 1: Yeah, one minute you're talking about why foam rollers are good for back pain, and the next thing you know he's saying that Co-operative housing is the death of America
by JiggidyDenday February 1, 2021
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