crop blocker 

Deliberately cutting out (cropping) someone from a memorable moment captured on camera with intent to absorb all the glory and admiration of the photo taken with an attractive/famous person of the opposite sex. This calculated act of cruelty can lead to anxiety, depression, rage, disappointment, and most of all revenge! (Also known as photo sabotage)

When your seemingly best friend crops your face off while posting a picture of the two of you with Dan Auerbach of the Black Keys to make it appear that she had him all to himself for the money shot. You anxiously await for the posting on a popular social networking site only to realize that your bff is nothing but an evil crop blocker! She has taken you out!

crop blocker by quemonkey March 27, 2009

Crop Blocked 

When you try to purchase an amount marijuana or crop from someone when someone else enters the room or area that is disapproving of the purchase. You have been crop blocked, like cock blocked, but while trying beef up your stash.

Man, I was trying to score some good nugs at a good price and he walked in the room and totally crop blocked me.

Crop Blocked by Fo Realzzzz November 13, 2011

Crop blocked 

getting cropped out of a picture

Wow I took that picture and he totally cropped her out of it, you can see her arm and everything. She got crop blocked.

Crop blocked by JBeasty February 7, 2013

Crop-Blocked 

A possible side effect of dating someone who enjoys gardening, Crop-Block occurs when your significant other/crush uses their garden as a means to avoid sex, a date, or spending time together.

Jon: "Hey, wanna catch that new movie?"
Jane: "Oh, um... I gotta... Water my petunias!"
Jon:" Did I seriously get Crop-Blocked?"

Crop-Blocked by Mausie September 30, 2015

Cropblocked 

When your are in a picture with a hot girl, only to find out she or someone else has cropped you out of it; most of the time to make it a more appealing facebook default. Usually a limb or portion of your face still remains in the photo, letting everyone know you weren't important enough to be kept in it

I was totally cropblocked out of kelli's facebook default, fml

Cropblocked by Joey Jerz January 19, 2011

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022