crnic 

Any person with a last name of Crnic, generally shared by Croatian men but can also be had by anyone who's ancestry is in a country currently inhabitting what was once Yugoslavia such a Serbia, Slovenia, Macedonia, and several others. A Crnic will most definitly posess some if not all of the following qualities:
own a 2+ acre property
drink malt licquor such as Olde English or Colt 45
play with fire with alcohol, gasoline or fireworks, and use fire either outside or inside as part of his daily or weekly lifestyle
has A.D.D. and therefore has difficulty functioning in society due to unresponsiveness, failure to pay attention, mood swings, insomnia, boredom, or provoking temporary symptoms similiar to A.D.D. to any of his/her friends
steals people's girlfriends... god damnit
doesn't give a damn because he is made out of laffy taffy and is constantly looking for something to break out of sheer boredom
clots instantly after getting cut or otherwise injured
is a member of Clan IV
loves cats and furry woodland creatures
will suffer from some sort of mental dysfunction besides A.D.D. if he hasn't already

haha there goes that rob crnic again with that kid's girlfriend, is he having a bonfire tonight? if he is we gotta get a lot of 40's. i really want to play with his chocolate bunny when we are there but he'll probably go insane and burn his house down cuz he just doesn't give a shit

crnic by Nick Chiara August 5, 2006

cricker

A hick who lives by the crick.

Jeezum crow, don't ya know, look at that cricker with a Jenny Creamer.

cricker by xlasingx October 30, 2003

Rickety Cricket 

A character on the television show "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia". An old high school classmate of the gang named Matthew Mara who was made fun of for his leg braces. He eventually becomes homeless as a result of the gang's antics. He has a crush on Sweet Dee is is often tormented by Dennis and Mac (e.g. - teabagging). On "Mac and Dennis: Manhunters", the two hunt Cricket as a form of game.

Mac: "You wanna teabag Rickety Cricket?"
Dennis: "Nah, we've been doing that since high school."

Rickety Cricket by Nate Diesel March 9, 2009

Silent Cricket 

When double teaming a woman, the two penises rub against each other vigorously but both men secretly enjoy it while never speaking of it.

Chris and Kyle were going to town on Tonia but neither would admit that the Silent Cricket was just as enjoyable.

Silent Cricket by Chubbalove33 January 14, 2020

they gave me crickets 

It's a slang phrase that means "No response", sometimes used by just typing the cricket emoji "🦗".

Keemstar tweeted out: "Jake Paul is a bitch"
The people: *No response*
Keemstar: THEY GAVE ME CRICKETS!

they gave me crickets by Maldox July 1, 2019

not cricket 

Meaning for something to be dodgy, wrong, or unfair.

Based on Cricket being a gentlemen's game, fair play is expected.

dude 1: My wife cheated on me with like six other men. :(
dude 2: That's just not cricket man! :S

not cricket by Bad wolf chesslover January 4, 2009

mud cricket 

A female who wears short shorts, cowgirl boots, and will blow anyone with a lifted vehicle. Often found rolling around in a mud hole or getting railed in the woods. Listens to country music and claims shes not a whore but gets bounced around friend groups like a hacky sack. -Adam Middleboro Ma

Who havent you slept with ya dang mud cricket

mud cricket by JeepsusChrist September 22, 2015