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crestline critter 

A Crestline Critter is a person that has lived in the Town of Crestline CA their entire life. Usually has parents that smoke pot, so its cool for the Critter to follow suit. As the Critter matures, refers to everybody as a flatlander that's from out of town while they ask customers outside the local liqueur store for spare change .
Did you see that Crestline Critter getting arrested for public intoxication ? Toothless tweeker shardvark
crestline critter by McCrystals February 17, 2015

Crestline 

A small town in Ohio. Occupied by a few African Americans and mostly white people who think they are.
1.Economically funded by junkyard revenue.
2.Highlighted by its closeness to Mansfield (A real big city...)
3.Centered around McDonald's, a church, and a gas station.
Guy#1:"Hey i gotta run to Crestline and get a tranny for my mustang."
Guy#2:"Dude where which yard are you goin too?"
Crestline by T'Rod March 14, 2009
To create something worth a crest. To create something heraldic or something identifiable. To give an Identity.

Crest is a symbol/component of an heraldic display. Crestle is like an adjective for making something worth a Crest.
The tailor prayed the angel to Bedazzle the queen's clothes, the oracle prayed the angels to Crestle the new found Kingdom.
Crestle by Nico Goun February 5, 2013

educated chestly 

Term used to describe a female who has been endowed with large mammary glands (or breasts for those of you who don't understand simple biology terms.)
Mrs. Frank was educated chestly.
The act of foreplay where someone rubs toothpaste on their face.
James: I heard Jackson sent Jamie a picture of a cresty.
Xaver: That's just wrong.
Cresty by Jamesryoma April 13, 2010

Crestwynd snakepit 

A home on the prairies with a colony of garter snakes below the floor
Oh my God , Another Crestwynd snakepit has been discovered . Snakes on the plains
Crestwynd snakepit by Bipsybopsy February 13, 2022