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crankypated 

(adj)

To be cranky and constipated.
Person 1: "Sorry about that, I'm just feeling crankypated today.."

Person 2: "Today? You're always full of shit!"
crankypated by KungFuLambda January 6, 2022

Crankypated 

A bad mood related to a sluggish gut 🤤
“I’m so crankypated I could shit my insides out”
Crankypated by fligugigu January 18, 2022

Crankipated 

Cranky from the stummy being constipated.
She's being a bitch cause she's crankipated.
Crankipated by HarleyQueenV April 18, 2022

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026