Crank Wank

1) To raise all in/cap limit/pot limit pre-flop in texas hold'em or any community card based poker game. Normally happens during online poker.

Yeah, his poker strategy is all crank wank, no skill.

by Mayor Yana May 04, 2008

crank the wank

Cranking the wank is the same as choking the chicken, hugging the headgehog, beating the meat, jacking the johnson, milking the snake, touching the toad, whacking the weasel, and spanking the monkey.

To masturbate.

Tim: "Why, Jim, you're looking very nice today."
Jim: "Thank you Tim, you're looking rather appealing yourself... I think I'd like to crank the wank to your sexy body, no homo."
Tim: "sweet!"

by gay_buttsekz_n0_h0m0 September 03, 2009

Wank Crank

One's Elbow

I was about to blow klum but got a strange pain in my wank crank

by so's your face August 22, 2008