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Shortened to cranak in some areas, is a reinterpretation of crackle and in turn Crack, referring to meth amphetamines or ice. Being Cranakld, is how you act, appear, and feel, after having ingested said stimulants. can also be a derogative term for the state of a crack-heads demeanour and appearance.
"We went back to my place and got on the 'cranakl' with some crew from the party."
" I was fully fuckin 'cranakld' last night I can tell you."
cranakl by luccirosso August 6, 2018
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Cranklin 

Franklin, NC

a place full of old people, and lots of meth, coke, and pot.

lil crack too...
*FHS douche-bag dumb-asses*

-Another meth lab blew to shit!

-Oh damn son! thats Cranklin for you..
Cranklin by Gizmoisdaman May 20, 2010

Crankalanxious

When you're trying to crank one out, but you are worried that your mom or wife will be home soon.
I was trying to rub one out but I kept thinking I heard my mom's car. I was way too crankalanxious.
Crankalanxious by mcbizkit02 July 31, 2010

Crankles 

Crusty and Ankles being compounded into one word.

Somebody with a unusual amount of crust on their ankles.
Eww look at Theleah she has crankles!
Crankles by Rofllollololol December 23, 2010

cranalanalitis 

Derives from the words cranium, meaning 'head', and anus, meaning 'ass'.

A possibly genetically inherited and chronic mental(/physical) disorder, in which one's head becomes so far up their ass, it leads to delusional thinking and insistence that they are always right, regardless of their friend's/family's input on their life decisions, when in fact a normally sane person or former case may interpret their actions/statements/beliefs (of their such actions) as, in fact, retarded.
Man: "Yeah, she left me, took the kids, took up drinking and anorexia, saying I'm the reason she's depressed, turned bisexual, and is still seeing another woman, and she told me to leave, saying she doesn't want me 'to put a bad influence on her kids'"

Friend: "Wow thats a serious case of cranalanalitis"

Man: "Tell me about it..."
cranalanalitis by boardercrosser January 15, 2008

Crankly Dankly 

The state of true obliteration due to intensely large inhalations of high grade Marihuana..
Im crankly danklyized yo..I cant even move.

I cant hit the mall wit chall, cuz Im all crankly dankly and shit.
Crankly Dankly by Justin July 5, 2004

cranabler 

noun

1. One who that enables another or others to act in a crazy fashion with impunity

2. One who influences and/or justifies the crazy individual to utilize their crazy tendencies and outbursts, such that the crazy believes their craziness is actually sanity..
That girl is being totally crazy, and her boyfriend is allowing it to go unchecked, hence he is her cranabler
cranabler by cloudy clarity January 5, 2015
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