Craftist

A crafts person of multiple skills and/or talents.
Craftist is a title that encompasses all titles related to the making of any thing that is capable of being sensed by any of the five basic senses, examples: musician, artist, painter, youtuber, scrapbooker, textile-painter, sculptist, photographer, designer, builder, demolitionist, engineer, etc.

I am a craftist, I make whatever I want, you're not my dad.

-1"Hey bro, whats a craftist?"
-2"Oh gee man Idk, I'd imagine its a human who makes things from stuff, ya know? like music and paper planes."

-1"Oh so if u do things yourself you're prolly a craftist then, right bro?"

-2"sure."

by Mad Imp June 19, 2020

Craftsteak

A Craftsteak is when a guy is getting ready to have sex with a girl, and right before penetration he whips out a well sharpened steak knife and swiftly slices off a small slump of her pubic hairs, placing them carefully in his pants pocket. Then, upon ejaculation, he pulls out, depositing his semen, along with the cluster of pubic hair, across her face.

"Man, I could really use a Craftsteak right now, and I'm not talking about the restaurant."

by Boohoohoo August 17, 2012

Westbull Craptist Church

A nickname for the Westboro Baptist Church that implies what they say is full of bull crap

Person A: The Westboro Baptist Church sucks

Person B: You mean the Westbull Craptist Church?

by Becky Snowden (Chickabiddybex) May 4, 2009

crartist

A combination of the words artist and craft. The word was made up by YouTuber Moriah Elizabeth in her "Art Things To Do When Bored #5" video.

Moriah: I'm a crartist. wELcome.

by 𝙹𝚞̃𝚜𝚝͒ 𝙼̍͋𝚘𝚗̫ͨ𝚒𝚔͖͙̐𝚊 August 28, 2020

craftsterbation

(n.) lusting over projects on craftster.org or the process of crafting.

Millie has her door shut and all I can hear is the rhythmic thudding and whirring of her sewing machine. I think she's craftsterbating again.

by betsy January 20, 2005

craftster

A hip crafter. Not to be confused with decidely uncool, grannyish crafters. Also the current title of a popular blog/forum for posting of hip craft projects (craftster.org).

She knit this really cool iPod case for me, she's a total craftster.

by Jenny January 3, 2005

craftsterbation

Term coined to describe habitual visits to crafting website/subsequent craft making.
1.)The process of compulsively lusting over projects on the hipster crafting website www.craftster.org
2.) describe the process of crafting, or creating crafts

"Millie has her door shut and all I can hear is the rhythmic thudding and whirring of her sewing machine. I think she's craftsterbating again.

by RachoftheJungle January 29, 2005