cracuer
The French convolution of the derogitory term "Cracker." This is often used by black people to describe the milk drinking, cracker eating racist bastards who inhabit America.
cracuer by Alberto Gonzalas February 8, 2008
BooHoo Cracker
BooHoo Cracker by Bloomski August 15, 2020
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smack cracker
An inbred sheep dickin', illiterate / hillbilly-d poppin', white trash (or not) southern racist with a heroin or opiate addiction. Known for fathering several younger brothers (Leroy, Luke and Levi), and a sister named May (aka mama) in an effort to boost the working population for the family's All Natural Fertilizer business. A cracker so dumb, they stole Oxytocin instead of Oxycontin from the drug store cause they couldn't spell. A cracker so dumb, they still use manure as the "secret ingredient" for binding the Sowbelly n' Tuna Croquettes.
Luke: How many times do I have to ask you May, to sleep in my bed and keep me warm. Don't make me insist on it now.
May: You're not the only one in this family with problems.
Luke: When my brother, I mean my daddy is dead and buried, I'll be the next one in line to be gettin' with you regular like.
May: That's fine thinking Luke! You mean to tell me, "when that smack cracker brother father of our's dies for the hell he has caused this family's gene pool", you gonna be my daddy too?
Luke: Who said anything about gettin' a pool!
May: You're not the only one in this family with problems.
Luke: When my brother, I mean my daddy is dead and buried, I'll be the next one in line to be gettin' with you regular like.
May: That's fine thinking Luke! You mean to tell me, "when that smack cracker brother father of our's dies for the hell he has caused this family's gene pool", you gonna be my daddy too?
Luke: Who said anything about gettin' a pool!
smack cracker by Tbird December 14, 2008
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christ on a cracker
when you're in a war with your bf and you nearly get shot and you think that you're safe but turns out your bf got shot instead
gun: *shoots*
klaus: christ on a cracker! that was a close one, huh dave? dave?! medic! MEDIC! hey dave look at me. look at me, okay? oh damn it, medic! ok. look at me. hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. its ok. please, please..please stay with me, dave. stay with me. no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
klaus: christ on a cracker! that was a close one, huh dave? dave?! medic! MEDIC! hey dave look at me. look at me, okay? oh damn it, medic! ok. look at me. hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. its ok. please, please..please stay with me, dave. stay with me. no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
christ on a cracker by mAniFEsTiNG March 18, 2019
bag crackers
Shit son; I'm damn near starving and jet lagged something chronic.
Should have remembered to pack my bag crackers.
Should have remembered to pack my bag crackers.
bag crackers by Almuemadan December 12, 2016
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