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crack weed 

An urban legend. Dealers always tell stories to sell their crappy weed.
silly drug user:"I've got that famous crack weed today. It was also dipped into LSD and alloyed with radioactive opium!"
intelligent drug user:"Do you really believe your dealer's stories? *rofl*
crack weed by MetalWarrior April 15, 2006

crack weed 

Slang term for an expensive and particularly potent strain of marijuana sold in Upper-Manhattan which alludes to the fact that regular smokers of it will soon find that they're unable to achieve a satisfying high from other, less-potent varieties.
The strain is also called "pepperhead" (for its distinct pepper-like aroma) or "the haze" (for its frosted appearence).
Man, that haze is the crack weed; I can't even get off swag any more!
crack weed by ckrespo May 20, 2006

Crack Weed 

JWH-018 that shit gets u fucked up like the first time you smoked.
Remember that first time u JWHed, thats the crack weed.
Crack Weed by PDX-Broadway May 15, 2010

Crackweed 

slang

1. An herb that made a certain Jamaican fellow I dated lotss of money....but eventually got him 9 felonies.

2. A stong substance that makes you a bit off your rocker.
1. He imports his crackweed from Northern California.

2. You think 50 cent is hot??? Have you been smoking crackweed?
Crackweed by Erica, @1979 October 15, 2004

Johnny Crackseed 

Similar to Johnny Appleseed, he's like a crack fairy who comes and plants the seeds of crack epidemics in urban areas. Usually the first guy to infest an area with crack.
Guy 1 - What it do, we gotta go and get some fancy crack rocks...
Guy 2 - Bumbaclaat Skyline! Get dem rocks from Johnny Crackseed.
Guy 1 - Wanna fire that crack up?
Guy 2 - no, I don't smoke.
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Cracker 1 - Look at this neighborhood, it's fucked beyond belief. I mean, shit doggy dongles, I used to play hop-scotch right there in that park and now it's full of crackheads and cheap, hay-penny whores!!!
Cracker 2 - Well yeah, hell fuck, you can blame Johnny Crackseed....
Cracker 1 - Who the fuck is that?
Cracker 2 - That guy {{points to big badass Pablo Escobar looking guy leaning up against his 83' Lac.}}
Cracker 1 - Who got that??!?
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
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