crack dander 

The detritus that forms in the butt crack after a long day. It is most likely to accumulate in warm, hot, humid conditions and can appear under activity levels ranging from sedentary to mild or high levels of physical activity.

As the hot water of this glorious shower rolled down my back, I turned to see in my crack dander, traces of my flannel boxers, sand and specs of leaves from my long day of hiking at the beach.

crack dander by themetalmystic March 12, 2017

danger crank 

the act of masturbating while crying and simultaneously creating a situation where one is likely to be caught

while having a crank he yelled MUM! and the danger crank was born

danger crank by Spidercatschnarfschnarf February 24, 2008