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possibly the sexiest man on the face of the earth, strong,powerful,handsome. partakes in much cumsex and his poop sock has never been located. i would maybe, probably make love with him. no homo
did you hear cr1p.v1 has a magnum dong?
yeah i heard its 6 feet long!11!!!1
by cheeky._b February 11, 2019
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Nov 27 Word of the Day
A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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