A state in which one has such a crazy and drunken time that one cannot speak without slurring "crunk" into crizzunked. The number of z's involved depends on how crunked one wants to be or actually is.
Maria: I'm bored.
Andrea: Let's get crizzunked tonight.
Maria: Awesome.
Andrea (attempting to say crazily drunk): I'm so crizzunked.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.