cowflop

Cowflop (N-either singular or plural) -

1) dung from cows - can be identified by its odor when fresh.

2) ignorant, baseless claims and those who make them, especially after reading 'herd' media such as Breitbart News. See also bullshit cowpat cow patty cowflapcowplop.

Let's have a cowflop tossing contest.
He is ignorant as cowflop.
That cowflop just called me a snowflake.
The president just tweeted a bunch of cowflop.

by Snowflake48 March 7, 2017

Confloption

Descended from the Greek word 'Confloptus'. To upset the equilibrium. To distress harmony. To create a disturbance.

We've just been jacked! Mans rushed up and conflopped everywhere y'all.

I say, what's that on the horizon? Is it a Navy vessel preparing to fire? I dare say we are about to enter a state of complete and total confloption.

by Lethal B November 8, 2008

conflopulate

A uncomfortable situation which a person has to make a choice but continues to go back and forth about the matter.

Kate will conflopulate over whether to order a salad or Mongolian BBQ.

by Chear55 February 8, 2015

codflop

an ignorant person; a bastard. an annoying person, someone whose behavior resembles a drunk fish. another name for a dick head when you also want to be a smartass as well as insulting.

"You, sir, are a codflop."

by Kevin Porkchop December 9, 2008

Codflopper

Someone who won’t suck the dick, but will hold the dick in their mouth until the swelling goes down.

Melany is a codflopper, very disappointing.

by Gnattylight August 31, 2023

jimmy codflopper

Western Kentucky/Western Tennessee version of "what's-his-name"

That one guy...I cain't 'member his name...aww, you know...Jimmy Codflopper...he used to be my meth dealer? You 'member? That one feller?

by 99 Probs January 7, 2018