cow milker

when receiving a blowjob, the girl strokes the guys calves, because they are jacked as fuck. typically requires a girl to be on her knees, and the guy to be standing up. the act resembles milking a cow.
dude, my calves are so jacked that i turned my slampiece into a cow milker the other night
by McChunk Nugget June 11, 2012
mugGet the cow milkermug.

Ethiopian Cow Milker

The female/male proceeds into a doggy style form in which the sexual partner, from behind grabs both breasts and burgs there face in there ass and blows
Just tried out out the Ethiopian cow milker, not ideal
by Jeffydommer999 June 04, 2021
mugGet the Ethiopian Cow Milkermug.