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cow milker

when receiving a blowjob, the girl strokes the guys calves, because they are jacked as fuck. typically requires a girl to be on her knees, and the guy to be standing up. the act resembles milking a cow.
dude, my calves are so jacked that i turned my slampiece into a cow milker the other night
by McChunk Nugget June 11, 2012
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Ethiopian Cow Milker

The female/male proceeds into a doggy style form in which the sexual partner, from behind grabs both breasts and burgs there face in there ass and blows
Just tried out out the Ethiopian cow milker, not ideal
by Jeffydommer999 June 4, 2021
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Cow Milked While Flying in an Airplane Day

Cow Milked While Flying in an Airplane Day celebrates Elsworth W. Bunce’s cow, Elm Farm Ollie, the first cow to be flown and milked in an airplane. On February 18, 1930, a Guernsey cow named Nellie Jay, sometimes known as Elm Farm Ollie, was flown from Bismarck, Missouri, on a Ford Trimotor plane to the International Aviation Exhibition in St. Louis as part of a scientific effort to study whether heights affect cows’ ability to produce milk. Ollie was known as a high milk-producing cow and was chosen entirely because of her calm nature.

Proceeding the milking process on the 72-mile flight over Missouri, milk cartons (made of paper) on parachutes were let down to spectators to create publicity. Also, the trip was meant to show the ability of the new Ford Trimotor aircraft that had only just begun shipping after its production began in 1925. According to historians, the purpose of the trip was to prove to farmers that farm animals can be flown from one place to another and be milked en route.
"hey wanna know what day it is? its "Cow Milked While Flying in an Airplane Day". the day when some people milked a cow in mid air for some reason and dropped the milk onto random people on the ground. how is this celebrated every year? no fucking clue."
by kofikat February 18, 2024
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milked the cow

(v.) Past-tense of milking the cow.
This person has milked the cow enough, now we shall reduce thier pay.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 6, 2004
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Milked his cow

When one gives a guy a handjob
"Clio milked his cow after prom in Texas"
by brian6015 February 10, 2018
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