coviwatcher 

A peron (or persons) who continually watches news stories and articles on the novel Corona virus (covid-19 or covid-38).
Most people on the planet in early 2020 became coviwatchers.

Dude 1: Man, did you see that another 50 people died and 200 more got the rona in England and 500 in the USA.
Dude 1: Did you also hear that Covid-19 is now in africa and they expect 500,000 people to die.
Dude 1: Did you here that Russia now has developed a cure for Covid-19.
Dude 1: Did you read that the Russian cure doesn't work, but Israel is developing one.
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Dude 2: For fuck sake man. Enough with the news updates. You're such a coviwatcher.

coviwatcher by a_fool March 29, 2020

Cockwatcher 

Someone who, while either watching a video or hanging out with friends, will stare at the male’s nether regions to see if they can see their dick their their pants.

Stacy: Matt was wearing his grey sweatpants today. I could totally see his dick; I couldn’t stop looking.

Anne: I didn’t even notice. You’re such a cockwatcher, Stacy.

Cockwatcher by Internet Lurking September 9, 2022

Cockwatcher 

I gentleman who, despite being homosexually inclined, dare not act on such emotions and feelings, preferring simply "to watch"

Sebastian felt drawn to the businessman across the hallway but couldn't bring himself to ask for his number - what a cockwatcher

Cockwatcher by BenLofM August 11, 2008