Couponophobia

Guy one "Hey I have a coupon for 5 dollars off our pizza"

Guy two "Get that shit away from me I want to spend my money bitch, I have couponophobia"

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Coonophobia

Wow that coon really scared me. I think I have coonophobia.

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Guy one "Hey I have a coupon for 5 dollars off our pizza"
Guy two "Get that shit away from me I want to spend my money bitch, I have couponaphobia"

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The fear of touching things and going out during the Covid-19 crisis. Mostly induced by the media.

Hey, do you want to go out?
Nah sorry man, my mother has coronophobia. Maybe another time.

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