couche face 

when your face looks like a couche couchie head

shut up you couche face!

couche face by niggablacuz January 13, 2008

couch face 

the face you make when you look completely lost with your mouth open because you’re too stoned to get off the couch

Friend 1: Look at that guy smoking over there, he has the dumbest-looking couch face right now!
Friend 2: I know, he must be baked as fuck!

couch face by hotgochu February 3, 2019

conche face 

having a pussy-like face and being directively singled out by it after an epic fail.

robert shot himself in the foot. he is a conche face.

conche face by conche face 67 May 15, 2011