couch wookie

A very hairy individual who lays on your couch with one hand on a beer and the other down his pants while he watches shows like "Monster Garage" and "Tech TV", all the while wondering why he doesn't have a girlfriend.

Steve, that bloody couch wookie, is eating the left over popcorn from between the cushions again.

by Lowbrow Dot Org November 1, 2004

wookie cooch

Vagina that is so hairy it seems to be alive and doing the wookie call, hence "wookie cooch."

"Man, that bitch got a wookie cooch bro."

by nikolusscar December 26, 2011

Wooking Cough

when your attending a festival and you take too big of a bong hit with your bro macaroni and old man santana and can't stop coughing.

Brooooooo you gots that wooking cough!

by Gum-Shoe-Sleuth November 24, 2021