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couch stank

(Adj); The aftermath of sex on a couch that represents sweat, sex, and sometimes shame.
Did you do her last night?

Yeah, but it was cold in my bed, so I did her on the couch, and now I'm dealing with the couch stank.

Well at least you got the poon.

*High five*
by firmgrasper February 9, 2014
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Cooch Stank

When the cooch from yo girl is so horrendously disgusting. There is no other way to put it, it just stank.
Nobody:
Kids named Dominic: Her cooch stank so bad I had to turn down my TV because I couldn't taste my grilled cheese.
by Macabrebard May 16, 2019
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stank cooch

Term for a girl with an above average rank smellin vaginal area. To be avoided at ALL costs. The smell can be compared to a landfill, dead fish or an armpit.
"Kyle got a wiff of leann's stank cooch and immediatly threw up. He will never be the same."
by theblakster June 19, 2006
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Stank Cooch

Friend 1:Mrs. Starke has a stank cooch.
Friend 2:No, she doesnt.
Friend 1:What are you talking about.
Friend 2:Mrs.Starke has a stank cooch and is a bitch.
Friend 1:Perfect!
by YeetSkeetPumpkinGang October 4, 2019
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Stanky cooch

When a females private parts are the most rotten, nasty, grimace smelling likely due to excessive use.

Wrinkly, wet, pink, roast beef-like, and fishy are best used to describe the stanky cooch.

Prone to yeast infections and crabs.
“Beth had the smelliest box I’ve ever seeen”.
“Dude she had that stanky cooch!”
by LeightonLaxadives7 June 27, 2024
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