Cotton Donkey

Guy 1: "Man, I can't believe when I parted the red sea I would wind up with THIS on my hand"
Guy 2: "Too bad she wasn't on her cotton donkey."
by AnieBear January 28, 2011
mugGet the Cotton Donkeymug.

cotton wool donkey

Slang terminology for a tampon or can be used to describe a female during menstration.
by volpoid September 25, 2006
mugGet the cotton wool donkeymug.
A term for a woman being on her period.
"How did you get on with that new fit bird the other night, did you shag her?"

"Nah, I only got a bit of tit as she was riding the cotton wool donkey."
by gamerouche May 08, 2014
mugGet the Riding the Cotton wool donkeymug.