cosmic joke 

Wanting to know the mind of God is a cosmic joke. You really should be asking yourself, "What's in the mind of God's therapist?" And there it is: the underlying joke. Life. God's therapist. The rapist. Whenever you start thinking you've got the hang of it, it finds a way to fuck you up the ass.

Life is a cosmic joke.

cosmic joke by Max Agrippa September 12, 2016

Cosmic Joker 

A term attributed to author Charles Fort, referring to a higher power who is responsible for twists of fate and acts upon his victims at the most opportune or inopportune times. A persona of Karma, bringing down the undeserving and raising up the unfortunate and deserving.

When you see the jerk in the that almost ran you off the road passing get caught in a speed trap 5 minutes later. "The Cosmic Joker nailed his ass"

Cosmic Joker by bleinad December 24, 2008