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corporatopoly

While a corporatocracy can be defined as a system that is indirectly controlled by huge corporations, under the guise of democracy (opinionfront.com), a corporatopoly is a system that is controlled by a few key players that sit on interlocking boards of the biggest corporations, where all systems of government are organized by corporate powers to serve corporate interests, and human life is overseen (aka, farmed) at the agenda of the few interlocking board members.

A Corporatopoly is a consolidation of power in the hands of a few people (up to roughly 1,000, or 0.0000001% of the total population, equaling 80 of 800 million, 800 of 8 billion, 8,000 of 80 billion) who has total control over corporations and the humans that serve them.
The corporatopoly sits on top of everything and pulls global economic strings seemingly for fun, like human life is a game.
corporatopoly by Deciballs March 20, 2023
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Corporatology

The study of corporations and the corporate system using Sovietological methods: analyzing internal power structures, the management of public image, the relationship between formal hierarchy and informal networks, and the ideological production of corporate culture. Corporatology treats corporations as total institutions with their own rituals (shareholder meetings), dogma (maximizing shareholder value), and elite reproduction mechanisms (MBA programs, board interlocks). It examines how corporations influence government, shape public opinion, and maintain internal discipline—the functional equivalent of the Communist Party’s control over Soviet society.
Example: “His corporatology of Amazon revealed that ‘customer obsession’ functioned as a corporate ideology to justify relentless extraction from workers and suppliers—like a five‑year plan but with smile logos.”
Corporatology by Abzugal April 2, 2026

Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.
Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on July 29, 2026
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026