The baddest most whip ass guy you know. Nickname for Connor. Usually a hillbilly with strong southern roots, manners, and a true gentleman. When not being a hellion.
Will: coontitties, what're'ya doing?
Coontitties: that motherfucker done been riding my ass, he needs an ass whipping.
Will: don't do it.
Coontitties: I tell you right now by god I'm gonna do it!
Pat: what are you doing Coontitties?
Coontitties: looking at the catfish
Pat: why?
Coontitties: I'm gonna catch him.
Pat: with what?
Coontitties: my hands.
Coontitties: that motherfucker done been riding my ass, he needs an ass whipping.
Will: don't do it.
Coontitties: I tell you right now by god I'm gonna do it!
Pat: what are you doing Coontitties?
Coontitties: looking at the catfish
Pat: why?
Coontitties: I'm gonna catch him.
Pat: with what?
Coontitties: my hands.
by CeeDubya September 26, 2013