"Mate, are you trying to crease me? Mate? I'm creased mate, stop creasing yourself. Crease yourself before you crease crease crease creasity crease. Crease."
"I'd best keep my bike locked up safely, that coonami may hit any minute now."
An airline that only flies African American criminals who listen to hip hop and rap and who never cooperate with the police. This airline only takes passengers one way to Africa. This way all gun-loving thugs that glorify violence and trash their women on rap music videos can now have a field day in Africa.
CoonAir is made up of several words. Coon=negro. Similar to the movie ConAir, but with coons inside. As in black criminals. Hence, CoonAir.
Anytime I see a negrothug I want him to fly CoonAir.
To wait a substantial period of time to have something given to you, only to have the previous proprietor take back said gift for their own personal benefit.
Last week my coworker promised to bring me a delicious cupcake and after I'd taken one bite I was totally Conanized.
A vast and sudden rise in the number of black migrants in a country, resembling that of a tsunami.
Person 1: Hey Geoff, did you hear what the President promised would happen during his time in office?
Person 2: Oh yeah he said he's gonna reduce the number of annual Coonami's by 74%
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.