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A wave made up of coons that signals impending theft and destruction.
"Mate, are you trying to crease me? Mate? I'm creased mate, stop creasing yourself. Crease yourself before you crease crease crease creasity crease. Crease."

"I'd best keep my bike locked up safely, that coonami may hit any minute now."
coonami by pissbag December 28, 2007
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coonatic 

Dark Skinned Maniac; One of African American heritage who acts crazy
When he came home and saw LaVondra in bed with his boy TyJoneses, LaHenry went ape shit and started acting like a coonatic.
coonatic by CoonTastic June 28, 2014
An airline that only flies African American criminals who listen to hip hop and rap and who never cooperate with the police. This airline only takes passengers one way to Africa. This way all gun-loving thugs that glorify violence and trash their women on rap music videos can now have a field day in Africa.

CoonAir is made up of several words. Coon=negro. Similar to the movie ConAir, but with coons inside. As in black criminals. Hence, CoonAir.
Anytime I see a negro thug I want him to fly CoonAir.

Conanized 

To wait a substantial period of time to have something given to you, only to have the previous proprietor take back said gift for their own personal benefit.
Last week my coworker promised to bring me a delicious cupcake and after I'd taken one bite I was totally Conanized.
Conanized by Im4Coco February 3, 2010
A vast and sudden rise in the number of black migrants in a country, resembling that of a tsunami.
Person 1: Hey Geoff, did you hear what the President promised would happen during his time in office?
Person 2: Oh yeah he said he's gonna reduce the number of annual Coonami's by 74%
Coonami by Samdingo February 16, 2017

coonalingus 

Oral sex with a black woman.
The difference between a black girlfriend and a black hooker is that you don't need to dig that nappy dugout and give the whore coonalingus.
coonalingus by livefree September 20, 2010
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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