coon'd

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the verb to be coon'd.

an act of deceit or hatred. something a black person would do.

possible alternative to the horrible verb to own.

the cooning does not have to be committed by a black person.

"Terry just coon'd Rooney" (a football tackle)
"Man I just got coon'd on COD6"
"Fucking coons cooning me"
"Fuck I got robbed" "hahaha man you got coon'd)
"Bitch don't make me coon you!" (girl getting raped)

coon'd by dontmakemecoonyou January 4, 2010

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Coon dick

Penis bone of a racoon (yes they have bones in their dicks) placed in the outlet of a moonshine still to help the distillate to flow smoothly into the collection vessel.

Stick a coon dick in that spout. It's dribbling like an old man's piss

Coon dick by BigDood79 October 29, 2017

Related Words

Coon Dingy • Coon Doggle • coon'd • Coon Dawgin' • coon dawging • Coon Dazzler • Coon Diggy • Coon Dip • Coon Dogging • coon dog mash

Coon Dip

Coon Dip is a derogatory word insulting a Mexican And Black man. Similar to nigger,or bean dip.

You're a COON DIP!!!

Coon Dip by Drake Ross February 23, 2017

coon daddy

one who fathers a coon.
derogatory name that can be used against anybody.

it implies that bringing a black person into this world is something to be ashamed about.

why'd you steal my bike you coon daddy?

look at that fuckin coon daddy!

coon daddy by coondaddy2 November 3, 2010

coon-dick

cheap or bad bootleg whiskey, moonshine

The mountain man has 6 bottles of coon-dick for sale

coon-dick by HillbillyJoe August 20, 2007

Coon-Doom

The act of Performing Cunnilingus on the Anus. (ie, doing a slightly better job than tossing the salad).

She liked it when I tossed the salad so good that I had to slap the coon-doom on her.

Coon-Doom by Ricko W July 8, 2007

Coon Dazzler

A person who kills you in Fortnite

Damn it Shawn! I got killed by that Coon Dazzler!

Coon Dazzler by Deli Fresh May 19, 2018

Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

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Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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