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the verb to be coon'd.

an act of deceit or hatred. something a black person would do.

possible alternative to the horrible verb to own.

the cooning does not have to be committed by a black person.

"Terry just coon'd Rooney" (a football tackle)
"Man I just got coon'd on COD6"
"Fucking coons cooning me"
"Fuck I got robbed" "hahaha man you got coon'd)
"Bitch don't make me coon you!" (girl getting raped)

coon'd by dontmakemecoonyou January 4, 2010

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Coon dick

Penis bone of a racoon (yes they have bones in their dicks) placed in the outlet of a moonshine still to help the distillate to flow smoothly into the collection vessel.

Stick a coon dick in that spout. It's dribbling like an old man's piss

Coon dick by BigDood79 October 29, 2017

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Related Words

Coon Dingy • Coon Doggle • coon'd • Coon Dawgin' • coon dawging • Coon Dazzler • Coon Diggy • Coon Dip • Coon Dogging • coon dog mash

Coon Dip

Coon Dip is a derogatory word insulting a Mexican And Black man. Similar to nigger,or bean dip.

You're a COON DIP!!!

Coon Dip by Drake Ross February 23, 2017

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coon daddy

one who fathers a coon.
derogatory name that can be used against anybody.

it implies that bringing a black person into this world is something to be ashamed about.

why'd you steal my bike you coon daddy?

look at that fuckin coon daddy!

coon daddy by coondaddy2 November 3, 2010

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coon-dick

cheap or bad bootleg whiskey, moonshine

The mountain man has 6 bottles of coon-dick for sale

coon-dick by HillbillyJoe August 20, 2007

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Coon-Doom

The act of Performing Cunnilingus on the Anus. (ie, doing a slightly better job than tossing the salad).

She liked it when I tossed the salad so good that I had to slap the coon-doom on her.

Coon-Doom by Ricko W July 8, 2007

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Coon Dazzler

A person who kills you in Fortnite

Damn it Shawn! I got killed by that Coon Dazzler!

Coon Dazzler by Deli Fresh May 19, 2018

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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