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Convuukle 

Convuukle: (kon-voo-cle) (v) to masturbate the nipples of someone.  (n) very perky nipples.  (adj.) something with nipply-like qualities; very pointed or direct.
I want to convuukle you all night long. 

Se got out of the cold shower and had some convuukles poking holes in her shirt.

She had a mole on her face that looked very convuukly.

I hate to be so convuukle, but your performance has been very poor lately.
Convuukle by JZ904 May 8, 2010
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confuckle 

Another word used for being confused.
"Don't confuckle me you bastard!"
ahhaha
confuckle by iibiitee;; February 23, 2009
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confuckled 

the state in which you are so confused that you know you are fucked.
I didnt pay attention in Honors Western Civilizations and when the homework was passed out I knew I was confuckled!
confuckled by Shaniqua McWhite September 19, 2008

Confunkled 

Chaotic or muddled brain thoughts or status. A combination of kerfuffle and confused.
The latest episode of Tlentifini Maarhaysu left it's audience confunkled.
Confunkled by Moogyboobles May 15, 2005

confuckled 

Confuckled means being very very fucking confused.
"hey bruh les get it u no wut im sayin i mean u kno"
Stfu ur confuckling me.

Im so confuckled.

confuckle 

the act of being confused way more then you ever should be
I told my english teacher this exam will confuckle me.
confuckle by Vermilion Jarl December 20, 2013
"It took some serious conunkles, but Frodo finally managed to destroy the Ring in the fires of Mount Doom."

"If you insult my friend again I will kick you in the conunkles. Hard. And in front of people."
conunkles by E-Row October 29, 2008
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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