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Convignorus 

(adj.) 1.The likeness of an asinine criminal / ignorant convict; Most commonly used to describe individuals who intentionally perform actions or talk in a manner that is considered misconduct by their society's standards yet have no clue that their intentions are apparent to everyone; individuals who are trying to keep their deplorable actions secret yet are foolish and are unknowingly making their actions apparent to the people around them.
Man1: How would you describe Rick Perry's political campaign?

Man2: I would call it offensive and convignorus for it's open discrimination of gays and it's accusations that states America is warring itself on religion

Man1: How is he governor?
Convignorus by Billy Young January 7, 2012
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Connisnorus 

A Connisnorus is the most fearless mother fucker! It is the badass of all badasses in the universe. Not many know what the Connisnorus looks like as most that have seen one have been drank into such an unconsciousness that they couldn’t recall what happened. The Connisnorus can usually be found at a local watering hole, but make sure you think twice before approaching one. This animal is fearless, it will crack open a can of whoop ass and crack its victims skull like a fresh bottle of beer and then eat their brain and digest their thoughts cause it can. The Connisnorus throws caution to the wind like a fresh cup o’ cheese. This animal is most know for its “I don’t give a fuck” attitude topped off with the ability to drink and drink to only pass out for a little bit and go right back to the bottle. This creature is truly one of kind and should be feared!
Connisnorus
Connisnorus by Ellis75 January 1, 2012
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