conscotchulation

Sweat located on unusual places such as the upper lip or thigh, toe, gooch etc.

"My toe is drenched with conscotchulation", "Tim's conscotchulation rubbed off on me", That kid was covered in conscotchulation after gym"

by Tim Shotter December 2, 2010

conscratchulations

Soothing applications of fingernails dat you give someone's back in praise/admiration for some major accomplishment dat he's attained, such as landing a job, getting a promotion, becoming engaged/married, etc.

Garfield likes to give Jon his own unique type of "conscratchulations" --- i.e., with the help of his eighteen paws-mounted "little friends" --- but somehow Jon never seems to appreciate said laudatory gestures nearly so much as Garfield enjoys administering them to him.

by QuacksO December 10, 2019