a simple self gesture in which one congratulates themselves by giving them a well deserved jack-off after some great accomplishment.
Paul, "now that i have finished my nursing degree, i am going to congrasturbate in my room for a week!"
God, "you deserve it man!"
God, "you deserve it man!"
by anthrax820 February 14, 2010
Creating a problem that affects millions of people, then praising oneself for fixing only the small part of the problem that affects you and then masturbating.
by Jon Stewart the twntyfourth April 30, 2013