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condiment hair 

A reference to Hayley Williams' hair,describing the red/orange/yellow coloring of her hair. The red color,introduced in the video for Pressure.Then later a second video appearence in Misery Business. Bumble&Bumble powder was used to get the most vibrancy in the mix of red and orange. While performing on Warped Tour all summer Williams' hair faded to a bleached-looking yellow.
She later began coloring it many combos of orange,yellow,and red,as it constantly needed re-dyed.
person 1:"Did you see Hayley's new condiment hair?"
person 2:"Yes, it looks like ketchup and mustard have had a child!"
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Hair condiments 

Hair condiments or hair sauce is another way of saying shampoo and conditioner.
“Hey mate, when you go to the shops can you grab me some hair condiments?”
Yeah no worries.”
Hair condiments by -\\~//- March 8, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016