Computer Ji

computer maestro. Ji after a name or noun is a Hindi respectful form of address, similar to "San" in Japanese.

Thank you Computer Ji! Once again you have saved me from hours of frustration. I am maximum grateful.

by Bruthzoo Ji January 25, 2009

computer ji

Hinglish for computer master. Used several times in "Slumdog Millionaire" by the gameshow host. Ji after a name is a Hindi term of respect.

A more flattering moniker than "hey IT guy"

Could you please show me how to archive my email, computer ji?

by Slumdog January 19, 2009

Computer Jizz

Another, more vulgar, word for thermal paste, the paste that you put on your cpu when building a PC

Person 1: I bought same day delivery for my thermal paste but still haven't recieved it after 2 days

Person 2: I'm suing Amazon - Give Person 1 her computer jizz!

by Alou_Online June 15, 2022

Computerized Conflict

A cool FNF mod based in animator vs animation also called as VS TCO (not animation vs fnf)

Juan, idk what is Computerized Conflict, Computerized Conflict m balls.

by viaxesports February 2, 2022

Computeritis

A condition in which the legs and buttocks become numb and tingly due to the lack of movement while sitting in front of a computer for a large amount of time.
The lack of blood flow allowed while on the computer.

I sat in front of the computer so long I got computeritis

by Robert Michael Hensel April 20, 2008

computering

(v)Completing a task that requires knowledge and understanding of a computer. Can be associated with software or hardware.

Tracy was hired despite her poor verbal and computering skills.

by TMMI July 12, 2008

computering

the act of being on the computer, doing things on the computer, etc.

friend 1: "hey, what's up?"
friend 2: "just computering.."
friend 1: "oh cool!"

by hell0sarah(1) September 15, 2012