cold tile 

n. 1 a moment, usually in a group setting, during which all conversations end, resulting in an awkward silence. 2 a word or phrase that induces a cold tile moment

...like when you broke the trampoline...(awkward silence)....wow, cold tile moment.

cold tile by Double_V June 14, 2010

cold tile tea-bagging 

the act of laying ones testicles on cold floor tiles, in an attempt to alleviate excessive heat

"Man, it was so hot out there I had to lay those babies on the floor!"
"Yeah, cold tile tea-bagging, it's the future"

cold tile tea-bagging by floydandsky September 23, 2011