coin star

machine that you put change into, so that u can buy the smack you always wanted. The sucker won't except my canadian and chuckycheese tokens, god i hate life.

Ooo a penny, i can take this to the coin star and get .8 pennies back.

by jerryblank May 15, 2005

Coin Star

The act of a man dropping, stuffing, or wedging his scrotum (or coin-purse)into a recipients anus (or chocolate starfish), tapping the recipient on the body or, if possible, face, with the sack after removing it.

One of the many sexual hate-pranks available to men, this one is particularly difficult. Because of the degree of self sacrifice involved, the act signifies that the performer truly hates the recipient; a great deal more than he hates hurting himself.

1: Fuck, I can't believe Jill ran out on our wedding. What the hell am I going to tell my grandparents who flew in from Columbia?

2: You know what, if, she begs for you back, you should agree and then Coin Star that bitch.

1: I don't know if I've got it in me...

2: If you don't, I do. I fucking hate that bitch.

by SmashieSmash May 1, 2009

Starter Coin

The gentleman's way to start the gentleman's game.

Why would we flip a tee several times to establish honors when we can flip a Starter Coin once?

by GolfCreature March 27, 2011

coinstar lottery

The subsequent elation and unfettered spending garnered by the newfound wealth one acquired by dragging an overfilled change jar down to the local Coinstar machine.

After paying bills and buying gas, Drew was feeling broke until he won the Coinstar Lottery.

Bo was buying rounds of drinks like he won the Coinstar lottery.

Melissa's 'night in' changed to her 'night out' after she won the Coinstar lottery.

by thePhatMan July 7, 2008

Coinstar Poor

The state of being so ridiculously strapped for cash, you're forced with one last option: scrounging for change so you can cash them in. Usually occurs towards the beginning of the week, after blowing your whole paycheck on fast food, booze, strippers and/or illegal drugs over the weekend.

Jake: Hey Dave, Britney and I are going out for sushi. Why don't you bring that chick you were hitting on Saturday night with us? We'll all go together!

Dave: Nah man, Saturday night I spent all my money on pizza and beer. I'm coinstar poor.

by brokeasajoke88 February 2, 2010

Coinstaring

when you scour the house for coins in order to go to coinstar and exchange your coins for weed money

We are so poor we had to go coinstaring for weed money.

by mwillis March 21, 2010

Coinstar Drinking

When someone is out of paper cash, forcing them to cash in coins in order to buy alcohol. Common among college students.

Dude, i forgot i spent all my money, and i dont get paid untill next week, coinstar drinking?

by ATurnerYo January 27, 2010