coffee fap
When you rub one out prior to a coffee nap, resulting in the most sublime 30 minutes of rest you've ever had.
coffee fap by Trollalalala December 28, 2017
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Coffeefall
An event that occurs when you brew a pot of coffee, less the pot. The coffee creates a waterfall or coffeefall from the top of the brewer.
Epic coffeefall is when this event covers the countertop creating a shallow coffee lake now known as lake coffee, and then generates a second much larger fall on the cabinet faces or dishwasher.
Benefits from coffeefall vary: from the house smells like fresh coffee to the counter /and floors are spotless now.
Epic coffeefall is when this event covers the countertop creating a shallow coffee lake now known as lake coffee, and then generates a second much larger fall on the cabinet faces or dishwasher.
Benefits from coffeefall vary: from the house smells like fresh coffee to the counter /and floors are spotless now.
Coffeefall by crazyonekid February 14, 2012
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I'm doing coffeetaps tonight.
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"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
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"That's good eye bleach."
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