Classic Cockstar

When a person dies before the age of 27 from smashing too many disgusting whores while high on every drug imaginable.

Alyssa Funke couldn't handle the fame of being a Classic Cockstar!

by DickDynasty April 10, 2018

cockstar parking

It’s when a car is hogging up more than one spot.

Thanks for your cockstar parking, you space hog.

by wednesdaythecat February 15, 2021