cock puncher

A loud-mouthed, brash redneck, especially known for overt displays of power equipment, such as jacked-up trucks with fake testicles on hitch or powerboats with blaring music

I was canoeing down the fjord when some cock puncher flipped me with their wake!

by TLRJohnny May 10, 2019

cock puncher

one who punches others in the nuts or cock.

Dude#1: dude my nuts hurt so bad
Dude#2: why
Dude#1: some random cock puncher hit me

by Seth W. Ramsey September 01, 2008

Cock Puncher

Steven Seagal's role in the 2008 Onion Movie.

Steven Seagal is such a cock puncher.

by B. Patterson August 31, 2009