cock puncher

A loud-mouthed, brash redneck, especially known for overt displays of power equipment, such as jacked-up trucks with fake testicles on hitch or powerboats with blaring music

I was canoeing down the fjord when some cock puncher flipped me with their wake!

by TLRJohnny May 10, 2019

cock puncher

one who punches others in the nuts or cock.

Dude#1: dude my nuts hurt so bad
Dude#2: why
Dude#1: some random cock puncher hit me

by Seth W. Ramsey October 19, 2008

Cock Puncher

Steven Seagal's role in the 2008 Onion Movie.

Steven Seagal is such a cock puncher.

by B. Patterson September 1, 2009

Cockmuncher

One who munches and sucks on penises.
Also a commonly used insult.

"That whore is such a cockmuncher"

"I hate you...you're such a cockmuncher."

by Neel Vora January 11, 2006

cockmuncher

one who munches cock profusely , i.e. a hoe

You're a fucking cockmuncher

by swonage February 2, 2003

Smegma Cockmuncher

A slang term for a really tall hairy half indian half belgian half big foot guy. Hobbies include gooning , Ass ramming, rectum raiding, anal licking, eat da poo poo and eating chicken nuggets. Enjoys munching smegma cock, Hench the name smegma cock 'Muncher'.

I wanna munch some smegma with that smegma cockmuncher

by Smegma Cocklicker January 13, 2011

Cockmuncher

Literally, it simply refers to any living organism that munches cock in any form. Since introduced by teenagers in the late 2010s, it can have a wide variety of meanings, virtually anything you desire while considering the level of offense you wish it to have. It can also be used as a conversation initiator. asshole dickfuck tittyfuck my ass Good day hello Superb My dick hurts

(Silence) Person 1:Cockmuncher? Person 2:Cockmuncher!!

1: Have you seen my dildos? 2. Shut up you fucking cockmuncher.

by aidsface45 June 24, 2012