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The sucking of ones cock or penis either by someone else of even themselves if they are flexible enough to get into position.

Chubby Monica is great at performing cock blow on famous polititians.

cock blow by John J. Cock Oiler July 26, 2003

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cock blower

Someone who gives blowjobs

She is the biggest cock blower ever, she is a whore.

cock blower by MattGoo May 9, 2005

cock blowing

An event or experience so delightful that one could compare it to having one's cock blown

I loved that movie!! It was cock-blowing!!!
I'm so hungry I'd kill for a cock blowing burger right now

cock blowing by Harba tarba June 7, 2016

ass cock ring blower

its a silly little ring you stick in your ass

last night me and hermie used a ass cock ring blower

ass cock ring blower by jeffanie June 20, 2006

cock sucking chode blower

Someone who thinks that they are the shit but instead should eat shit

Dan: Hey paul i got invited to the big party cause im cool
Paul: dan stop being a cock sucking chode blower ya fat cunt

cock sucking chode blower by Bigdaddykooni April 27, 2017

cockblowalypse

When a girl who does not do bj's gives her significant other a blowjob that blows their mind.

When your girlfriend who doesn't suck dick actually sucks dick after years of neglect a cockblowalypse results, which results in the end of the old world as we all know it.

cockblowalypse by SLVERHAWK July 29, 2011

cockblowingmoron

DAN LEBO, #71

Hey look! its that cockblowingmoron..

cockblowingmoron by bradadadap873 December 20, 2009

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026